Retire: you old fool

Are they mad?

Max Mosley kept his job. How?

The man who hired six prostitutes and performed Nazi orientated sex games with them kept his job as president.

Formula one hold your head in shame.

That is it; he is now an inspiration for all those nationalists to behave in a way he wants to act.

Lewis Hamilton and Ron Dennis did not attend a formal party because of the thought that he will turn up.

How can they shake his hand?

It is now Nazised, full of spunk and been near six overly infested prostitutes who are carrying enough diseases to make the plague look rather pleasant.

Now is it ok to drink and drive all of a sudden. That would cause mayhem wouldn’t?

Fernando Alonso will have a reason for his consistent stropping.

Plus Jenson Button may actually finish higher up; you know how us Brits drink.

What a poor end to a very interesting scenario?

Perhaps he will be the laughing stock of the world, and how jokes can, we fit in?

How many witty (well, not really) comments ITV will be able to handle?

It will be the BBC’s turn soon; they may get some more banter than dull and duller contribute on a Saturday evenings (Alan Hansen and Alan Shearer).

Imagine Garth Crooks in the pit lane that will be immense.

Oh the banter, the quizzing, the fruitless stories, that is what he is there for.

As for Mosley, stand down mate.

You can stick your willy into Goebbels, Himmler or whomever you want then, as we would not give a damn.

Retire in peace and tranquillity, not to the youth of sex.