Cheerio Sven.................

Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase.

It, actually, means there are no worries for the rest of your days.

I would love to know if Sven Goran Eriksson feels this way. I have no sympathy for him. Mark Hughes will do much better; he still has his reputation intact.

Sven was sacked from Manchester City. Hakuna Matata.

Sacked (More or less) from England. Hakuna Matata.

Sacked from Lazio, Benfica, and Roma. Hakuna Matata.

So, still, this man walks away smelling of roses and an Abramovich sized wallet in his over indulged pocket. More money than he has ever deserved, it makes a mockery of any manager out there.

Yes, he has previously won three doubles (one treble with IFK Goteborg), so what?

What has he achieved recently? Sweet FA, he bankrupt them.

Success is nothing without dignity and respect.

Sir Alex Ferguson is universally respected, despite his pathetic humiliation about horse ownership.

Terry Venables still has a reputation with the English supporters even with his business problems.

Glenn Hoddle may have found God (that is one hell of a pass (ooo Jasper Carrott); he still is, sort of, liked.

Nevertheless, Sven’s reputation went down like his trousers.

I am not sure whether to gag or giggle.

I think I will gag. Look at the wall of shame.

Agreeing to join Blackburn and ruthlessly pulling out. Gag, gag.

Taking our best team to the 2006 World Cup and did not put in one decent performance. Gag, gag.

Three Quarterfinals. Gag, gag.

Giving worthless caps to Michael Ricketts, Francis Jeffers, and Michael Ball (add other pathetic excuses for ‘internationals’). Gag, gag.

Cheating on Nancy on many occasions. (Well deserved) Gag, gag.

Being fooled by the News of the world (Quality). Gag, gag.

I am embarrassed to go on. Since early January 2001, he has tormented us on numerous occasions, lived his life in the press.

Even Sir Alex Ferguson put his retirement plans on hold because Martin Edwards wanted Sven to replace him.

So long, please do not come back. You are not welcomed. We have had our fun.

You will be known as that Swede who got his willy out far too much.