Monday 8 September 2008

Movie Star spotted at St James


I find the Newcastle whole episode rather bemusing and surreal in all honesty. After Kevin Keegan's, dare I say it, controversial departure the dust has settled and a few more familiar faces have left following their messiah with their tails between their legs.
Terry McDermott and funnily enough Adam Sadler have left their roles as assistant manager and reserve team coach respectively.
I was just daydreaming that this Adam Sadler was actually that Adam Sadler, the movie star, and the whole Newcastle United was an unscripted movie ready for the box office. You can imagine the happy go lucky feel and the, rather, reckless ordeals and going-on's.
A cameo from John McEnroe would not be without question but imagine Keegan as boss and that would be in the feel of Henry Winkler in the Waterboy. Newcastle may even need a local ‘waterboy’ to rescue their much damaged pride.
Sadler could be there is spearhead a drive for fans to support their club. He could be one of the fans, whilst holding an important role within the club, and drink regularly with those fans so he feels important. Sounds like Mike Ashley actually.
Perhaps he could have a side kick in Rob Schneider as a man who disputes everything, makes absurd comments and gives in to everything the ‘boss’ wants. Hang on that is Dennis Wise.
Perhaps Newcastle should be ran more like a soap opera where consistency is everything and that remains the biggest fundamental of any real live drama.
I am just waiting for the next movie to come out. Maybe a sequel to Ruud Gullet stint as the manager. Alan Shearer finally swoops in to save his precious club. Graeme Souness returns to cause more problems.
The fat controller Freddy Shepherd tries to re-buy the club with the promise of Wayne Rooney and Cesc Fabregas. Alternatively, my favourite, this one may cost a lot of money, Newcastle United to actually win a meaningful trophy. Now there is entertainment.

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