Tubby Blatter

Eh-oh! Sepp Blatter, go over the hill and far away and join Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Po as they are probably the only kind, which can tolerate you.

You nonsense ideas and claims have no place in the real world, so stick that television on, on your fat stomach and try to believe everything you say.

While everyone with actual football knowledge disregards any, if not every, comment and idea he makes he persists on creating controversy wherever he goes.

Perhaps sitting in that huge office, eating gallons of Tubby Custard, he gets bored and decides schemes he can make up. Whilst the world sucks up everything, he says, just like Noo-Noo, he still is in the position of high power.

To be fair, the most hostile comments often come out about the British game. We understand he does not like it, but all those millions of people cannot be wrong.

So what does he do to throw a spanner in the works: claims Ronaldo is a modern ‘slave’ being held back by Manchester United as Ronaldo looks for a so called ‘dream’ move to Real Madrid. Ludicrous.

Does Blatter know what a slave is?

Would a cotton picker demand £120,000 per week to pick? The answer is no. it is a prosperous claim. And the united nations should give him a slap on the wrist just for claiming so. His comments are really too much.

So let us hope, for the stake of football and dignity that Blatter goes over that hill, and very far away and do not emerge.